Odaka Gengo, an aspiring young manga artist, is trying to sell his ideas
for stories featuring original kaiju. One publisher told him to create new
monsters that embody what kids hate the most. Accordingly, Gengo has come
up with Shukra and Mamagon, kaiju themed around homework and strict
mothers. (The exact phrase he uses is “kyōiku mama”, which was used to
describe Godzilla’s parenting style in Son of Godzilla (1967).)
Mamagon bears an uncanny resemblance to his girlfriend Tomoko.
He has no luck touting his sample pages around the publishers but lands a
commission to design new creatures to draw the punters to Children’s Land,
an amusement park under construction somewhere near Tokyo Bay. The main
attraction at Children’s Land, already built and standing 50 metres tall,
is the Godzilla Tower, so called because it looks like Godzilla. The
park’s Director plans for the tower to house an educational exhibit on
kaiju. His intention is for Children’s Land to promote world peace –
evidently Gengo’s rather tame monsters will fit in nicely. Gengo asks the
Director if he’ll be making replicas of any of the other inhabitants of
Monster Island. (What he specifically says is “Kaijū-tō”, the name of the
dreamland in All Monsters Attack (1969). And this is unlikely to be
a mistake, given both All Monsters Attack and
Godzilla vs Gigan were scripted by the same writer. “Kaijū-tō” now
seems to be physically located somewhere within Japan’s coastal waters.)
Notwithstanding he’s created a life-size dummy of one of the fiercest
kaiju, the Director says that the denizens of Monster Island wouldn’t suit
his vision of world peace at all. In fact, once work has been completed on
Children’s Land, his organisation will (presumably very peacefully)
destroy Monster Island and everything on it.
When Gengo visits the head office of the Children’s Land committee, a
young woman runs out of the building and bumps into him before fleeing.
The Director and four uniformly dressed henchmen emerge in pursuit of her;
Gengo misdirects them before pocketing a tape reel the woman had dropped.
In the committee’s office he meets the Chairman, who looks to be no more
than a teenager. The Chairman is engrossed in calculating the orbital
co-ordinates of the M Space Hunter Nebula. He freely discusses the stolen
tape with Gengo, which he says is vital to his organisation’s plan to
bring absolute peace to the world.
Later on, Gengo runs into the young woman again. She and a friend demand
the tape from him, but when he faints, they take him back to his home.
There they introduce themselves – her friend is Takasugi Shōsaku and she’s
Shima Machiko. They’re investigating the disappearance of her brother, who
was working at Children’s Land as a computer technician. His employers
claim he simply hasn’t turned up for work in three days, but based on
recent entries in his diary, Machiko believes he found out something
sinister about two mysterious tapes and has been abducted. They listen to
the stolen tape, which plays a medley of burbling electronic sounds.
Machiko’s brother is in fact being held captive inside the head of the
Godzilla Tower, where the Chairman and Director have him working overtime
to fix up their computers now that they’ve had to accelerate their plans.
On the computers, they pick up the sound of the tape being played back,
although it shuts off before they can trace it. The Chairman orders a
change of program. He notes that, although the humans won’t understand the
recording, the creatures on Monster Island will.
Sure enough, far away on Monster Island the electronic broadcast has woken
up Godzilla and Anguirus. Godzilla orders Anguirus to go and check it out.
(By which I mean, they have an actual conversation about it, with their
words appearing in speech balloons. The sounds they make are their usual
roars but distorted, as if they’re being scratched by a DJ or – more
likely – shuttled back and forth on a reel-to-reel tape player. This
happens again later in the film, although in most of their scenes, they
roar in the normal way.)
Godzilla looks toothier than before, but also a bit more cartoonish. He
also has a very obvious vertical seam down his front. Anguirus looks much
as he did in Destroy All Monsters (1968), a bit plumper and more
plasticky than in Godzilla Raids Again (1955). It turns out he’s a
powerful swimmer.
Gengo noses around inside the Godzilla Tower and finds a cigarette
lighter, which Machiko confirms is her brother’s. Machiko and Shōsaku
learn that, although the organisation behind Children’s Land is
headquartered in Switzerland, the Director and Chairman are both Japanese
locals, a teacher and pupil named Mr Kubota and Sudō Fumio who died the
previous year while mountain climbing. In their computer room inside the
Godzilla Tower, the two impostors receive a message from the M Space
Hunter Nebula telling them to prepare for visitors. On the coast, the JSDF
quickly drives Anguirus away with a combination of artillery and maser
tank fire.
The Director uses a bugged packet of cigarettes to track Gengo back to his
home. He takes two henchmen, armed with sci-fi handguns, to confront the
amateur investigators and retrieve the tape. Before they can shoot anyone,
they’re sent packing by Tomoko, who’s an accomplished martial artist. With
the second tape back in their hands, the Director and Chairman are able to
summon two daikaiju from outer space. These manifest as bright lights that
transform into polyhedral gems, then into the recognisable form of King
Ghidorah and the unfamiliar form of Gigan. (It's unclear whether this bit
of imagery is meant figuratively, or whether what we see is some
unexplained means of interstellar transport used to send the daikaiju to
Earth.)
Gigan (pronounced "Gaigan") is an alien cyborg monster, something like a
cross between a lizard and a chicken, that looks like he's been designed
by a committee. (He is both like and unlike Guilala in
The X From Outer Space (1967).) He has a crest of horns running
from the top of his head down his neck, two tusk-like hooks for hands and
a single talon on the end of each foot. Three large golden fins sit in
parallel on his back. A pair of spiny mandibles frames his beak. He has a
single large red visor where his eyes should be – with the benefit of
hindsight, we might say that it resembles the "eye" of the Cylons in
Battlestar Galactica (1978-79). Contrary to the viewer's likely
expectation (and to the promotional posters), it does not fire a laser
beam. His most effective weapon is a row of spines running down the front
of his torso, which can be made to vibrate and act something like a
buzzsaw.
King Ghidorah no longer seems to be the top tier kaiju he used to be and
now acts more like a sidekick to Gigan. Since he’s already under the
control of this new, previously unseen species of alien, he presumably now
lives in the M Space Hunter Nebula, wherever that actually is. The
authorities on Earth recognise his chittering roar when they pick it up
via radio while tracking him through space.
Gengo and Tomoko sneak into the Godzilla Tower at night to try to rescue
Machiko’s brother, but are immediately captured. The Director monologues
at them, revealing what the viewers have already guessed, that the staff
of Children’s Land are aliens from the M Space Hunter Nebula. (Either they
mean something different when they say “nebula” or they’ve come from
another galaxy entirely, which raises a few questions around this film’s
understanding of physics.) Their planet suffered an ecological collapse
because of the reckless, polluting activities of its dominant humanoid
life form. (This is illustrated with some shots of contemporary Japan that
may remind the viewer of Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971).) They
themselves are a species better suited to surviving in extreme conditions
and their own civilisation thrived after their predecessors died out. They
predict Earth will go the same way and have come to hasten the process and
make a new home for themselves, since their own planet is nearing the end
of its lifespan – this is what they mean when they talk about bringing
peace to the world. They’ve disguised themselves as humans – the dialogue
suggests this is some kind of projection or holography rather than a
physical costume, although the aliens also apparently need to kill their
captives in order to use their likenesses. In their true form they look
more like human-sized cockroaches.
Ghidorah and Gigan arrive on Earth and, directed by signals broadcast from
the aliens’ tapes, thoroughly trash Tokyo. The JSDF deploy ground and air
forces but are powerless to stop them. Meanwhile, Anguirus has popped back
to Monster Island to get Godzilla and the two of them make all speed
towards Japan. (This is the other scene in which they “talk” to each
other.) The four kaiju clash at an oil refinery near the coast and seem at
first to be well matched. The aliens’ plan isn’t that the two space kaiju
should kill Godzilla, however, but that they should lure him to the
Children’s Land Godzilla Tower where the aliens will kill him using a
powerful laser fired from the tower’s mouth.
While the Director and Chairman are preoccupied with this stage of their
plan, Machiko and Shōsaku sneak back to the Godzilla Tower and, using a
weather balloon and ropes, help the other three to escape. The Director
furiously orders his minions to fire the tower’s laser weapon at their
car, but fortunately they weren’t in it. Gengo has observed that the
aliens are too reliant on their technology, unable to improvise and thus
predictable. The friends go to the JSDF with what they know and, since
attacking the monsters hasn’t worked so far, they propose getting back
into the tower and attacking the aliens from within.
After a prolonged fight against Ghidorah and suffering a flesh wound from
Gigan’s buzzsaw, Godzilla stumbles towards the Godzilla Tower, which he
reacts to in apparent disbelief. The aliens’ laser knocks him down and he
takes several direct hits. Anguirus tries to intervene but is also wounded
by Gigan. The JSDF have meanwhile smuggled several boxes full of TNT into
the Godzilla Tower’s main lift, and in front of these Gengo hangs a
full-size line drawing of himself and his four friends posing with guns.
(That’s incredibly fast work for such a large and accurate piece of
artwork. It also raises some questions about just how perceptive the
aliens are, that they might be fooled by a flat monochrome image.) Sure
enough, when it reaches the control room, the aliens fire their handguns
into the lift and set off all the TNT, destroying the Godzilla Tower. Even
as he dies, the Chairman expresses his disbelief that his machines could
have somehow failed him.
Although they’re no longer under the control of the aliens, Gigan and
Ghidorah still take the opportunity to give Godzilla a brutal beating
while he’s down. But Godzilla quickly recovers and, with some help from
Anguirus, turns the tables on the space kaiju. Ghidorah and Gigan beat a
hasty retreat, flying off out of sight. Gengo and his friends wave
farewell to Godzilla and Anguirus as they swim back to Monster Island.
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